I got an award!

I got a pretty award!  Look:

So now I have to answer the following questions:

1) Are you a rutabaga?
2) Who is your current crush?
3) Upload a heartwarming picture that makes you smile.
4) When was the last time you ate a vine-ripened tomato?
5) Name one habit that causes other people to plot your demise?
6) What is the weirdest, most-disgusting job you've ever had to do?
7) Where da muffin top at?
8) What author introduced you to your genre?
9) Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.



Please see the answers below:
1) Are you a rutabaga?

Am I a Brassica napus? Not last time I checked.  I am neither yellow, nor round.  I am not even buried in soil.  And yet, I have been wrong in these matters before.  I defer to the greater knowledge of the organising committee.

2) Who is your current crush?
Ice.  With lemon peel and strawberries.  And a dash of Klein Konstantia (Small Constantia) muscadel.


3) Upload a heartwarming picture that makes you smile.

4) When was the last time you ate a vine-ripened tomato?

All tomatoes are ripened on a vine up to a certain point.  The last tomato I had was certainly ripened to an edible stage on a vine.  The rest, the part that happens in the cooling chamber, is just chemistry.

5) Name one habit that causes other people to plot your demise?
Just one?  I finish other people's  sentences.  But that's just because I'm smarter than them and when I say it, it has more credibility.  Mwuhahaha!






6) What is the weirdest, most-disgusting job you've ever had to do?
I had to wash the plastic sheet the baby-ish ostriches slept on.  It was a crappy job.


7) Where da muffin top at?
Muffin top?  I don't know nuffin about no muffin top.  Go to Dreary Lane, there you can find a related person who might know where to find the top of the muffin.


8) What author introduced you to your genre?
J.R.R. Tolkien (duh), C.S. Lewis, Terry Pratchett, Oscar Wilde.  To name a few.


9) Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.
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